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Jokes below.

Q. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
A. So men can understand them.

Q. What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Government bonds mature.

Q. Whatís a manís idea of helping with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Q. Whatís the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. ET phoned home.

Q. Why is a psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When itís time to go back to his childhood, heís already there.

Q. What did God say after he created man?
A. "I can do better than this."

Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.

Q. Whatís the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Q. How do men exercise at the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

Q. What does a man consider to be a seven-course meal?
A. A hot dog and a six-pack.

Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Q. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
A. When the crew gets lost in space, at least women will ask for directions.


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