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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) A man used to take his dog every night into a bar. One night a bar stool fell on the dog and knocked off it's tail, so the barman hung the tail over the bar. Eventually the dog died and went to heaven but St.Pater refused to let him in until he went back to earth and retrieved his tail. The dog arrived at the bar about 2AM and asked the barman if he would be kind enough to attach his tail so that he could eneter heaven. 'I'd like to', said the barman. :But we're not allowed to re-tail spirits after hours'
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