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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
Twinkie Failure Testing

In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual
physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack food to the
following experiments:
A Twinkie was left on a window ledge for four days, during which time an inch
and a half of rain fell. Many flies were observed crawling across the Twinkie's
surface, but contrary to hypothesis, birds -- even pigeons -- avoided this
potential source of sustenance.
Despite the rain and prolonged exposure to the sun, the Twinkie retained its
original color and form. When removed, the Twinkie was found to be substantially
dehydrated. Cracked open, it was observed to have taken on the consistency of
industrial foam insulation; the filling, however, retained its advertised
A Twinkie was placed in a conventional microwave oven, which was set for
precisely 4 minutes -- the approximate cooking time of bacon. After 20 seconds,
the oven began to emit the Twinkie's rich, characteristic aroma of artificial
butter. After 1 minute, this aroma began to resemble the acrid smell of burning
rubber. The experiment was aborted after 2 minutes, 10 seconds, when thick, foul
smoke began billowing from the top of the oven. A second Twinkie was subjected
to the same experiment. This Twinkie leaked molten white filling. When cooled,
this now epoxylike filling bonded the Twinkie to its plate, defying gravity; it
was removed only upon application of a butter knife.
Extreme Force
A Twinkie was dropped from a ninth-floor window, a fall of approximately 120
feet. It landed right side up, then bounced onto its back. The expected
"splatter" effect was not observed. Indeed, the only discernible damage to the
Twinkie was a narrow fissure on its underside. Otherwise, the Twinkie remained
structurally intact.
Extreme Cold
A Twinkie was placed in a conventional freezer for 24 hours. Upon removal, the
Twinkie was not found to be frozen solid, but its physical properties had
noticeably "slowed": the filling was found to be the approximate consistency of
acrylic paint, while exhibiting the mercurylike property of not adhering to
practically any surface. It was noticed that the Twinkie had generously absorbed
freezer odors.
Extreme Heat
A Twinkie was exposed to a gas flame for 2 minutes. While the Twinkie smoked and
blackened and the filling in one of its "cream holes" boiled, the Twinkie did
not catch fire. It did, however, produce the same "burning rubber" aroma noticed
during the radiation experiment.
A Twinkie was dropped into a large beaker filled with tap water. The Twinkie
floated momentarily, began to list and sink, and viscous yellow tendrils ran off
its lower half, possibly consisting of a water-soluble artificial coloring.
After 2 hours, the Twinkie had bloated substantially. Its coloring was now a
very pale tan -- in contrast to the yellow water that surrounded it. The Twinkie
bobbed when touched, and had a gelatinous texture. After 72 hours, the Twinkie
was found to have bloated to roughly 200 percent of its original size, the water
had turned opaque, and a small, fan-shaped spray of filling had leaked from one
of the "cream holes." Unfortunately, efforts to remove the Twinkie for further
analysis were abandoned when, under light pressure, the Twinkie disintegrated
into an amorphous cloud of debris. A distinctly sour odor was noted.
Summary of Results
The Twinkie's survival of a 120-foot drop, along with some of the unusual
phenomena associated with the "creamy filling" and artificial coloring, should
give pause to those observers who would unequivocally categorize the Twinkie as
"food." Further clinical inquiry is required before any definite conclusions can
be drawn.

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