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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Baby Boomer Quiz Can you pass the Baby Boomer Quiz? You don't really have to be 50 or over to know these, but it might help! 1. Name the Beatles, first and last names. 2. Finish this line: "Lions, and tigers, and bears ..." (2 words) 3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" (4 words) 4. What do M&Ms do? 5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? 6. Before he was Mohammed Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew him as ... (2 words) 7. "You'll wonder where the yellow went, ..." (7 words) 8. Before he was the Skipper's little buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's best friend, ... (First and last name, and middle initial) 9. "M-I-C See ya real soon. K-E-Y ..." (5 words) 10. A 'streaker' is someone who might run across campus wearing what? 11. "Brylcream: ..." (6 words) 12. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone .... (2 words) 13. "I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who ..." (6 words) 14. "War, uh-huh, huh, yeah, what is it good for? ..." (2 words) 15. Where have all the flowers gone? 16. Superman, "disguised as Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice, and ..." (3 words) 17. Who came from the University of Alabama to become one of the greatest QB's in NFL history and appeared in a TV commercial wearing women's pantyhose? Extra credit if you know his nickname! 18. "I'm Popeye the sailor man! I'm Popeye the sailor man! I'm strong to the finish ..." (5 words) 19. Who played Peter Pan before all these other imitators? 20. In "The Graduate," Benjamin Braddock (Dustin Hoffman) was advised about his future and told to consider one thing. What? 21. In 1962, a dejected politician, having lost a race for governor, announced his retirement and chastised the press saying, "Just think, you don't have ... to kick around any more." (2 words) And he lied! 22. "Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive/ He stood six foot six, weighed 245/ Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip/ And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to ..." (2 words) 23. Where did Fats Domino find his thrill? (3 words) 24. "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ..." (3 words) 25. "Good night, Chet. ..." (3 words) 26. "Liar, liar, ..." (3 words) And it's not a Jim Carrey movie! 27. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today! Smile! ..." (4 words) 28. Who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop? (Socratic answer required.) Here we go.........(scroll down for the answers) 1. John Lennon, Paul McCartney (Sir), George Harrison, Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey) 2. Oh, my! 3. It's Howdy Doody Time! 4. melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 5. Wonder bread 6. Casius Clay 7. "when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent" 8. Maynard G. Crebbs 9. "... why, because we like you" 10. nothing but a smile! 11. "a little dab will do ya" 12. over 30! 13. "...who wrote the book of love" 14. "absolutely nothing!" 15. "long time passing" 16. "the American way" 17. "Joe Nameth" aka "Broadway Joe" aka "Joe Willie" 18. "...'cause I eats me spinach" 19. Mary Martin 20. "Plastic" 21. Dick Nixon 22. "Big John" 23. on blueberry hill 24. "...wherever you are" 25. "Good night, David" 26. "...pants on fire" 27. "You're on Candid Camera" 28. "Who put the ram in the ram-a-lamb-a-ding dong"
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