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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
Presidential Tragedy

President Clinton went to an elementary school to address a group of children
about tragedies. Before he started, he asked the children to give him an example
of a tragedy. Several students raised their hands and he selected a little girl.

The girl said, "If a boy chased a ball into the street and was killed by a car,
that would be a tragedy."
Mr. Clinton replied, "No, that would be an accident."
A second student said, "If a bus full of children drove over a cliff and all
were killed, that would be a tragedy."
The President thought for a moment and said, "No, I believe that would be a
great loss."
Clinton asked the class again for an example and no one raised a hand. He said,
"Surely someone can give me an example of a tragedy."
Finally a little boy spoke up and said, "If you and Mrs. Clinton were on Air
Force One and a bomb exploded and you both were killed, that would be a
tragedy."
The President was very glad and said, "Yes, that would be a tragedy. Can you
explain why?"
The boy said, "Well, it wouldn't be an accident and it sure wouldn't be a great
loss!"

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