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Today's Joke (No.1/1)

Computers Shouldn't Smoke





Eveashan, England.
Joseph Begley saved 2,000 cigarette coupons and mailed them in to a
British cigarette company in order to get a watch. When the watch didn't
arrive, he wrote and asked why. Back came three watches. Mr. Begley only
wanted one so he mailed back the other two. The next day 10 parcels
arrived from the cigarette company. The following day 18 parcels
arrived. The day after that 10 more parcels came. All were trade-in
gifts given by the cigarette company in exchange for coupons Mr. Begley
never had. Among the gifts were three tape recorders, a doll, a golf
bag, two electric blankets, a cot, saucepans, a pressure cooker, and
long-playing records. Mr. Begley wrote a long, pleading letter to the
company asking them to stop. In the return mail came a reply saying: "It
was a computer error." The company gave Mr. Begley 10,000 coupons in
compensation for his troubles. With these Mr. Begley ordered some tools
and a bedspread. He received a plant stand and two stepladders.



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