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Today's Joke (No.1/1)

College Funds



A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money.
Mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll send you some money. You also left your
calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send
that up too?"

"Uh, oh yeah, OK," responded the kid.

So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed
Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.


When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this
time?

Mom said, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000"

"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you crazy???"

"Don't worry hon," Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald
head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the
$1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19!"


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