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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
Priest and Nun

A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car
breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they
will have to spend the night in a motel. The only motel in this town has only
one room available so they have a minor problem.
PRIEST: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on
the couch and you take the bed.
SISTER: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm terribly cold.
PRIEST: Okay, I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet.
Ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
PRIEST: Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket.
Ten minutes later...
SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we
acted as man and wife just for this one night.
PRIEST: You're probably right... Get up and get your own blanket.

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