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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
Snowed In


Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee, listening
to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of
snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on
the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies
"Jeez, OK."
Two days later, again they are both sitting down with their cups of morning
coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today
and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even
numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez,
OK."
Three days later, they both are once again sitting down with their cups of
coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today
and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and
then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He says
to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"
Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, yust leave the car in the garage."



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