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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
Politically Correct Piggies
1. This male piggy went to market.
2. This female piggy stayed home performing demeaning menial tasks at the behest
of the male piggy.
3. This male piggy had roast beef painstakingly prepared by the female piggy who
was never appreciated for all her domestic engineering. And that female piggy
had none because she knew through psychotherapy that the route to empowerment
was to reject the traditional notions of right and wrong and to poison the male
piggy with roast beef that had been fed bovine growth hormone.
4. So this male piggy cried "wee wee wee" all the way to the hospital where he
succumbed to stomach distress.
5. And this female piggy took over his market and ran it as a non-exploitative
cooperative celebrating the values of piggy diversity.
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