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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Toddler Laws of Ownership 1. If I like it, it's mine 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way 6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine 7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine 8. If I think it's mine, it's mine 9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine 10. If I .............! ooops, WAIT! I've been reading Microsoft's Business Plan!
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