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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
An 83 year-old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and
the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various
methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the
quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart.
The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was,
so she phoned her doctor and asked him. And he told her that her heart
was located two inches below her left nipple.
So she shot herself in the left kneecap.
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