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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Ask A Stupid Question . . . I just love to fill out stupid questions on forms with equally stupid answers. Thought I'd share a few that were emailed to me: Form: Length of Residence... Answer: 73 feet Form: Are you a leader or a follower ? Answer: A leader, but w/o many followers Form: Reason for requesting employment Answer: Money Form: Pet Aversions Answer: None, I love animals Form: Beneficiary Answer: Wife Form: Relationship Answer: Strained Form: Purpose of withdraw Answer: Get money to spend Form: Person to notify in Case of Accident Answer: Anyone in sight Form: Number of passengers in vehicle during accident Answer: Three Form: Disposition of passengers Answer: Mad as Hell ! Form: Number of employees in your office, broken down by sex Answer: None that I know of, Liquor a much larger problem
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