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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Virus Alert There is a new virus out there and its already infected virtually every computer in the land. It infects word processing programs and is active across all platforms and operating systems. How can you tell if you have been infected? Carefully proofread any document longer than 250 words then print it. Were there errors in the printed version? Of course there were. But it wasn't your fault! This virus places random grammatical and punctuation errors into documents at the time of printing. Its devilishly clever because it also inserts the identical errors into the screen version of the document at the same time. Whats even worse, it is inconsistent in terms of both number and types of errors inserted across days. Naturally, you think you just missed the mistakes while proofreading. But now you know better. Unfortunately, there is no way to disinfect your machine - you just have to live with it.
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