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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day
For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day!

Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience.

Today's Joke (No.1/1)
Warranty Down Under

(From Paul Zucker, Newsbytes News Service:)
SYDNEY, Australia (NB) -- A friend of Newsbytes swears that the following is a
true story:
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer
unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival.
Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained
his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: "Did you check to see
whether the power was on?"
"Of course."
DED: "Did you open the cover and check whether any of the boards had shaken
loose in shipping?"
"Of course."
DED: Then why are you calling me?"
"Well, you sold it to me and there has to be some kind of warranty," pleaded the
frustrated purchaser.
"Of course there is," replied the DED, "But you voided the warranty when you
opened the cover."
Like we said, he swears it's a true story.
[Ed: NewsBytes is available via the Source, Genie, PC-Link & ClariNet]

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