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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day! Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience. Today's Joke (No.1/1) Wifespeak: English Translation Guide WIFESPEAK ENGLISH EQUIVALENT --------- ------------------ You want. You want. We need. I want. It's your decision. The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want. You'll pay for this later. We need to talk. I need to complain. Sure...go ahead. I don't want you to. I'm not upset. Of course I'm upset, you moron. You're...so manly. You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not I'm on my period. overreacting! Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house. I want new curtains. and carpeting, and furniture... I need wedding shoes. The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. Hang the picture there. No, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise. I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.] No No Maybe No Yes No I'm sorry. You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. I'M NOT YELLING! Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In answer to "What's Wrong?" The same old thing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything. Everything. My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. It's just that you're such a jerk. I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up steam. [Joke of the Day Archive]     [Jokes Mailing List] Please tell us what you think I find the jokes here: (Select a rating) excellent good average bad terrible I will be coming back: (Please select) tomorrow in a few days maybe sometime never again My comments are: - Free DeeperMail.com e-mail - sign up now, for free: click here! - New jokes in your e-mail inbox daily: Subscribe to the free jokes mailing list!