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Daily Jokes / Joke of the Day
For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day!

Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience.

Today's Joke (No.1/1)
A young lady gets a taxi home late at night and dicovers when she gets
home that she has lost her purse. When the taxi driver is not prepared
to let her off the $10 fare she raises her skirt to reveal she is
wearing nothing underneath and asks the taxi driver if he will accept
payment in kind.

The taxi driver jumps at his chance and gets in the back of the taxi
with the young girl. He takes his trousers off and as she sees the size
of his huge member she thinks, "Wow, this is my lucky night! I may have
lost my purse but its not every night you can get a lift home and get
rodgered by a bloke with a 12" dick into the bargain".

She looks again as she hears the taxi driver fumbling about and sees him
slipping a series of large washers over the end of his member. "Oy,
what's this!" she shouts, "What sort of pervert are you?"

The taxi driver looks up and says: "Well, you didn't expect the whole
thing for only $10, did you?"

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