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For over a year, DeepLake has been running the Joke of the Day service. Unlike many other sites, we really do update our jokes every day so you get to see the funniest jokes. Keep coming back to DeepLake Daily Jokes to kick-start your day!

Good news: The Joke of the Day is back! Thanks for your patience.

Today's Joke (No.1/1)


On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a
small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paper
work to take the puppy onboard, the man just hid the pup down the front
of his pants and snunk him onboard the airplane.. About 30 minutes into
the trip a stew noticed the man shaking and quivering.

'Are you OK, sir?' asked the stew?

'Yes, I'm fine.' said the man.

Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again..

'Are you sure you're alright sir?'

'Yes.' said the man, 'but I have a confession to make. I didn't have
time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down
the front of my pants.'

'Whats wrong?' asked the stew, 'Is he not house broken?'

'No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!'

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