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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several
weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning
to lose heart.

Suddenly a bottle floated into the shore and a beautiful genie
popped out. She said "I have three wishes to grant. Each of
you gentleman can make one wish come true."

Friend number one got excited. He said "I wish I was in Las
Vegas with dice in one hand and a drink in the other,
surrounded by music, food, and beautiful women." Instantly he
was gone, his wish granted.

Friend number two smiled and said, "I wish I was back home
right now with my wonderful wife and our two small children,
at our log cabin in the woods sitting in front of the fire and
singing Christmas carols together." Just like that, he
disappeared.

The genie asked the remaining man, "And what do you wish for?"

He answered, "Gee, I wish I had my buddies back."

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