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Today's Joke (No.1/1)
How The Rich Get Richer:
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan
officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some
security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to
a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as
collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the
bank's underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, 'We do appreciate
your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are
a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow
The business man replied: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car
for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?'
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