Joke categories - Adult Jokes - Animal Jokes - Bar Jokes - Couple Jokes - Doctor Jokes - Geezer Jokes - Golf Jokes - Little Johnny Jokes - Yo Momma - Yo Momma Nasty - Yo Momma Old Ringtones UK Get a new polyphonic or monophonic ringtone for your phone at GetRingtonesNow.com! Easy and fast ordering on DeepLake.com - Free celebrity pictures - Funny screensavers - Movie and album reviews - and more... FREE e-mail from DeepLake: Get your FREE deepermail.com e-mail address: Sign up now!

International hostage crisis Warning: This joke has been classified by DeepLake Entertainment as a "rude" joke. It may contain foul language, sexual references or other obscene content. We consider these jokes suitable for adults only. If you're not an adult and read the joke anyway, please don't blame us if you get offended. Thanks, -The DeepLake Editorial Team. Three missionaries are taken hostage by a primitive tribe in the deepest, darkest lands of Africa. The chief approaches the first missionary and says, "Choose death or Bulunga." The first missionary, not wanting to die, replies, "Bulunga." Accordingly, he is dragged from the hut and is tied up, facing a pole. The natives appear one by one and perform anal sex with the bound missionary. Once the natives have finished their deeds, the missionary is untied and led away. The chief then approaches the second missionary and says, "Choose death or Bulunga." The second missionary, not wanting to die, also replies, "Bulunga." Accordingly, he too is dragged from the hut and is tied up, facing a pole. The natives appear one by one and perform anal sex with the bound missionary. Once the natives have finished their deeds, the missionary is untied and led away. The third missionary, having witnessed the fates of the first two missionaries, decides that he wouldn’t be able to live with the humiliation. The chief approaches the third missionary and says, "Choose death or Bulunga." The third missionary replies, "Death!" "Right then," says the chief, "Death by Bulunga!" More similar jokes: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 (Previous / Next) Cheap international phone calls from either the USA or UK. Excellent rates. Using the service supports this web site! USA Cheap International Calls | UK Cheap International Calls Get a new ringtone for your phone (UK only). Visit GetRingtonesNow.com for over 3,000 polyphonic and monophonic ringtones. Easy and fast ordering, full customer care.