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Hot woman in an elevator Warning: This joke has been classified by DeepLake Entertainment as a "rude" joke. It may contain foul language, sexual references or other obscene content. We consider these jokes suitable for adults only. If you're not an adult and read the joke anyway, please don't blame us if you get offended. Thanks, -The DeepLake Editorial Team. A guy gets onto a crowded elevator and notices a very voluptuous young woman standing next to him. In his excitement, he drops his briefcase and papers scatter all over the floor of the elevator. While bending down to retrieve his belongings, the woman also leans over to offer her assistance. In and amongst the others also riding the elevator, the man looses his balance and bumps into the woman, gently brushing her breast with his elbow. "I'm terribly sorry. Please excuse me," says the man, slightly blushing. "If you don't mind me saying, though, if your heart is as soft as your breast, you must be a very warm, loving woman." Surprised, but witty nonetheless, the woman replies, "Well, thanks for the compliment." There is a moment of awkward silence. Finally, the woman leans over to the man and whispers in his ear, "By the way, if your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 306." More similar jokes: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 (Previous / Next) Cheap international phone calls from either the USA or UK. Excellent rates. Using the service supports this web site! USA Cheap International Calls | UK Cheap International Calls Get a new ringtone for your phone (UK only). Visit GetRingtonesNow.com for over 3,000 polyphonic and monophonic ringtones. Easy and fast ordering, full customer care.