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King of the Hill Quotes
Here are just some of our favourite King of the Hill quotes.

"Hank, you're living back in the days of black and white TVs and a democratically elected Congress"
Dale to Hank because of Hank's insistence to use worms for fishing bait.

"Let's get this one - it's like watching TV except the show's about wet clothes moving round and round"
Bobby's view on buying a tumble dryer.

"He doesn't have an oil well. He doesn't own a cadillac. He doesn't wear cowboy boots because he's not a cowboy, and on account that they swish his toes. But the man I admire most is real Texan: he is my Daddy Hank Hill. And I would like to thank my Dad especially for treating me and raising me as his own even though I was fathered by another man while Mr. Hank Hill was in a Mexican POW camp. "
Bobby's Sunday school speech that embarrased Hank.

"You know I don't sign any document issued by a government institution. "
Dale to his son when asked to fill out a school permission slip.

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