Yo Momma so Old 2
Yo mama's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
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