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Mike Tyson Jokes Warning: This joke has been classified by DeepLake Entertainment as a "rude" joke. It may contain foul language, sexual references or other obscene content. We consider these jokes suitable for adults only. If you're not an adult and read the joke anyway, please don't blame us if you get offended. Thanks, -The DeepLake Editorial Team. Mike Tyson's Top 10 excuses after the infamous ear-biting incident. 10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off". 9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos". 8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters. 7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious! 6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith. 5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy". 4. Ears are tasty. 3. "It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me". 2. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring". 1. He ran out of gum. Cheap international phone calls from either the USA or UK. Excellent rates. Using the service supports this web site! USA Cheap International Calls | UK Cheap International Calls Get a new ringtone for your phone (UK only). Visit GetRingtonesNow.com for over 3,000 polyphonic and monophonic ringtones. Easy and fast ordering, full customer care.